"这(zhè )种2b电(📊)影实在无法(🗓)看下去了,那(🍑)(nà )对(duì )白(😥)(bái )简直就是(👊)在背书。男主(👞)住那么(me )大(dà(😆) )的(de )房子,却(🕡)骑个小摩托(🚐),让屌丝们(men )情(🧞)(qíng )何(hé )以堪(🛣)。女主却像(🔘)个傻逼,在山(🥫)(shān )上(shàng )乱(luà(🎄)n )吃野果中毒。看了半小(🦗)时果断(duàn )看(🎎)(kàn )不(bú )下(xià(🐖) )去了。"
"丧心(🐕)病狂"
"(9/10)彻(🆎)底坏掉(diào )的(🕌)(de )一(yī )集,片尾(🕹)还有更坏(😝)掉的彩蛋…(🎎)………片头(🕳)的字幕明显(👤)是恶搞70年(🧑)代的(de )老(lǎo )电(🦊)(diàn )影………(📱)………"
人(🐯)设有问题—(🍰)—女(nǚ )主刚(🕛)开片是个欠(🚨)透的公主(💃)病女(nǚ ),然(rá(🐙)n )后这个bitch刚到(🤽)男主家住一(⬅)天第二天(🍀)(tiān )早(zǎo )上(shà(🏨)ng )起床就会和(📵)气的说话了?难道(dà(🔇)o )男(nán )主(zhǔ )晚(💳)上夜访给她(🎩)整舒服了(✝)🍺不痒(yǎng )了(🕰)(le )公(gōng )主(zhǔ )病(🐛)就好了?还(❗)有男主是(⏱)个比吴(wú )京(🚠)(jīng )🐮的圣母(🥓),我真的没见(🥚)过这个等(🍶)(děng )级(jí )的(de )瞎(📃)子,女主这么(🏩)丑也把他眼睛吸(xī )得(🔸)(dé )死(sǐ )死的(🚫)——也许是(🚙)因为丫25了(💷)还是(shì )个(gè(🅿) )处(chù )男着急(📗)透🍺🐎破处(🉑)?
3Iwasafraidofyou.Youaskedforsomethingthatconsumeswhileitburns,thatdestroyseverythingittouches.Ididn’twanttobedestroyed.
"小姐(🏬),你(nǐ )的(de )熊掉(🧡)了。"
"经典片,现(🆖)在拍不了了(👙)(le )。"